Photo Tutorial

Lets talk about blurriness:

I’ve discovered a great setting to help sharpen the details on the photos you take:

Its called the Baby setting, and can be adjusted to Baby Held or Baby Down.

The Baby Held setting produces dreamlike fuzzy photos.

The Baby Down setting aids in taking clear and crisp photos.

To adjust this setting from Baby Held (the default setting) to Baby Down you must:

1. Get things ready for your photo so that baby isn’t out of your arms for very long.

2. Turn on the camera. Turn off the flash (so your photo subject doesn’t glow in radioactive ways).

3. Kiss that sweet baby and put him down.

4. Take a picture. Maybe two.

Then quickly reset to the default Baby Held setting by:

1. Pick up the now bawling baby who has taken personal insult to being put down.

2. Comfort him for the next 1/2 hour.

3. Take a look at the pictures and be grateful that you got one, or maybe two pictures that you could use.

Thus ends this photo tutorial.

‘scuse me while I go pick up my baby.

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